Pimpology
By: Redemption Mosala
Since the beginning of time little has been discussed of pimpology as a science. While it is greatly appreciated that love is honey that holds society together in a never-ending plain of highs and lows; there is still great mystery about what love actually is.
John Lennon said that, “ love is touch, touch is love and love is knowing we can be.” Although one would not be incorrect in saying that the member of the Beatles may have been a bit too psychedelic for the masses, there is some truth in what the man says. The founding fathers of pimpology are still touched by an energy that has led to this point, where the key elements of pimpology shall be shared with the soul purpose of making the world a better place.
Isaac Newton said that energy couldn’t be created only transferred into different forms. Love, falls under this rule. We are all born with the energy of love, which is stored in equal quantities between all of mankind. Our willingness and ability to channel and transform it is what alters as we grow. The reason being that ability is largely impacted by experience and the lessons that come with it. You will find that a person who has suffered a great deal of heartbreak in their life will generally be less willing to channel in any direction, yet this love will still be dormant in his/her subconscious mind.
The saddest thing is that a person is happiest when they are in love, and thus in order to maximize ones general appreciation of life it is important to always be in love as much as you can. There are some side effects to love; of which infatuation/fanaticism is the bottom line. Pimpology trains a human being to see loving as a beautifully complex, and should be treated with maturity so as to the side effects.
The one thing that is important to understand is that a human being has the ability to love anything; hence any human being can love you. The only thing that makes it difficult to understand is that we don’t know which buttons to switch on and which ones to switch off. Once you start to understand that buttons must be switched on and others switched off you are a step closer to becoming a graduate of pimpology. The length of time you want to spend transmitting this love is also vital. If it is for a lengthy period of time, it is essential that the person’s ideals and beliefs are compatible with yours.
The lighter side of life is that if your intentions are short term, then it is not necessary to be your true self. Acting is, in many ways, an interesting profession so it is not that bad to sometimes be an actor. It must still exist in your mind that you are on a quest to find your true love.
This very thinking is what will deter you from being killed by one of the side effects of love when it all goes wrong. I guarantee anyone close to suicide that if they continue holding on for an extra second that, true love will find them before they know it. The professor of pimpology always trusted his instict he said, “sprite wasn’t f******* around.” Instict is important in letting you know whether you should go through with the love channeling or not.
The unfortunate thimg is that race, money, location and other such puny limitations imposed on human beings impact the cause of love; this is why we say Aluta Continua.
The final saying I will share in this issue is that learning from fellow pimpologists is the way forward because they are essential. Gangster see gangster do!
I thank the founding fathers, professor Marcus (been pimpin since been pimpin been pimpin) literary giant Katlego ( KTL where the players dwell) head of department Redemption ( dazzle them with conversation).







