Love Society

By: Lance Winslow

Are you looking for more in your life? Are you looking for God and you have gone out and bought the latest personal GPS device and still everywhere you look you cannot find him? I went to McDonald’s the other day and I met Jesus, although he did not speak very good English he was the assistant manager so I know he’s doing a pretty good job there. I was happy to find Jesus because I have been looking for him all my life and there he was handing me my food out the Drive Thru Window. Wow, I thought, I finally found you.

But in all seriousness the very best religion I have found to teach my kids and indoctrinate them into religious teaching is the religion of Santa Claus and the flying reindeer. It is the best religion to get my kids to behave and not act out. By promising them toys from Santa Claus I can get them to stop acting like little monsters. This works quite well until Santa Claus is a no-show for some expensive toy that they wanted on Christmas Day.

But hey, it worked really well for a while and I can always blame it on Santa Clause or on the kids themselves for not having behaved as well as they should have. When they grow up they will have various world religions to chose from, which will tell them to be good or they will go to hell. This should keep them in line and prevent them from causing problems.

Of course when they die they will find out the truth and be rather upset. But at least it worked for a while. Unfortunately, now the human species is on to this world religion rhetoric and it is evident that these world religions are causing conflict and wars and they are no longer working. Perhaps it is time for the human race to grow up and tell them the truth about Santa Claus, the flying reindeer and world religion. Please consider all this in 2006.

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